Sellevision by Augusten Burroughs

Sellevision by Augusten Burroughs

Author:Augusten Burroughs
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Scandals, Gay men, Gay, Humorous, Satire, General, Teleshopping, Television personalities, Humorous fiction, Fiction
ISBN: 9780312422288
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2003-05-13T04:00:00+00:00


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s the Concorde flew against the rotation of the earth, Bebe rested her head on Eliot’s shoulder. Then she noticed the in-flight duty-free shopping catalog and she immediately reached for it. “Can I borrow a pen, Eliot?”

“I don’t have a pen, but I can prick my finger and you can write with my blood, if you like.”

Bebe rolled her eyes and signaled for the flight attendant. Once she had a pen, she began circling items in the catalog.

Eliot watched her, amused.

Bebe leafed through the magazine, writing down item numbers.

“You smoke?” he asked, when Bebe selected a carton of Dunhill menthol cigarettes.

“Not me,” she said. “But I’m sure I know someone who does.”



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